All I took on my trip were my ideas. So, I guess I’m not a light packer.

“I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my wr…”

“My list of chores is a little too important to include in my list of life’s goa…”

“My advice is don’t take advice from anybody. This is good advice, and as such, …”

“She had two blueberries for eyes, and hair the color of strawberries. Too bad o…”