All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

“A blanket could be used to alert your guest when he’s overstayed his welcome. B…”

“Don’t bother calling the cops, because nobody can find me here. I know, because…”

“Be prepared, but look unprepared. That way, your opponent thinks he doesn’t hav…”

“But if she could be here, she probably wouldn’t be here. But that won’t stop me…”