All men are jerks, all women are psychotic.

“My soul insists that I mourn not a man but a child.”

“The Summer had died peacefully in its sleep, and Autumn, as soft-spoken executr…”

“Earth was green and watery. The air of the Earth was good to breathe, as fatten…”

“Let there be nothing harmonious about our children's playthings, lest they grow…”