All my best writing was written before 1982, and then a significant event happened to me: I was born.

“A blanket could be used to suppress the will of the people. Every politician ne…”

“I once went to a Russian restaurant called “Stalin’s Café.” All the items on th…”

“After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally…”

“You could say I lost my cool when I got heckled, but I wasn’t cool to begin wit…”