All my writing is translated from Gibberish directly into Nonsense. So if my writing offends you, then don’t blame me—blame the translator.

“I recognized Rebecca immediately, though it is doubtful whether I registered on…”

“Her car is being repaired, so I offered to give her a lift to work tomorrow. I …”

“I always lift both lids of the toilet seat before I pee. Then I sit down while …”

“I'm sort of a girly guy in that I love cats, rainbows, sunsets, flowers, trees,…”