All say, ‘how hard it is that we have to die’ -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of those who have had to live.

“Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.”

“Everything in moderation except whiskey, and sometimes too much whiskey is just…”

“I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must…”

“That's just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and then he don't want to …”