All the ideas in the universe can be described by words. Therefore, if you simply take all the words and rearrange them randomly enough times, you’re bound to hit upon at least a few great ideas eventually. Sausage donkey swallows flying guillotine, my love assembly line.

“I did a charity walk the other day. They asked for money, and I walked.”

“I keep my socks in a filing cabinet, if that tells you what kind of lover I am.”

“With 87 other Elvis impersonators, I’m going to take over the world. Starting w…”

“I run through all the positive character qualities in my mind, and assign mysel…”