Alliteration Day took place on 1/1/11. So did Repetition Day and the Day of the One.

“A brick could deliver the zeitgeist through the thick skull of a politician fas…”

“If you can listen to or read anything, but misspelled words offend you, raise y…”

“His last name was Chew, and I didn’t care if he was Asian, I still screamed, “N…”

“Sandwiches come in shrink-wrap—therefore, I must masturbate with gloves on. Lun…”