Alliteration Day took place on 1/1/11. So did Repetition Day and the Day of the One.

“My niece just turned one. I gave her a birthday card that read, "If you can rea…”

“A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. That’s why I travel with a fishing …”

“Should I go up one flight of stairs and then come back down, or should I go dow…”

“I’d rather be assassinated. It’s not like I’m doing anything this evening. Inev…”