All's fair in love and war," said Ron brightly, "and this is a bit of both.

“Deliberately causing mayhem in Snape's Potions class was about as safe as pokin…”

“The fridge had been emptied of all Dudley’s favorite things — fizzy drinks and …”

“Let my girls be Hermiones, rather than Pansy Parkinsons.”

“Professor McGonagall had a way of making him feel he must have done something w…”