Alone is just another word for love.

“It’s not gay to jack off, so how could it be gay to give your clone a handjob? …”

“A blanket could be used to cover Mt. Rushmore. But if you rush more, you’re goi…”

“I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, “…”

“I asked her to wear something revealing, so she showed up in a prophet's toga.”