Am I going crazy, or am I the only one who can hear the silence?

“I want to be an actor. I’ve already started taking steps. Yesterday I applied t…”

“If Warren Buffet made chocolate, I’ll bet it’d be really rich. And corrupt.”

“Some women will spread a lie faster and wider than they’d spread their legs. Th…”

“Every time I eat an English muffin I feel like I become more grammatically corr…”