America’s problem, in a word, is politicians. In two words, it’s politicians and lobbyists. In three words, it’s politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And finally, in four words, it’s politicians, lobbyists, lawyers, and bankers.

“I put the yes in eyes. Except when I blink, because that’s definitely a no acti…”

“There was fried chicken in the litter box, so I helped myself and took a shit. …”

“I need love. Here’s a list of other things I need: eggs, butter, flour, and sug…”

“My name is Dawn. It’s not a female name. I am Sunset’s brother.”