Amy, she’s got a memory like an elephant, and a body like a meow.

“Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an …”

“My day starts like a regular guy’s. I wake up, drink raw eggs, run around Phila…”

“You’re under no obligation to accept my oppression, but it is strongly recommen…”

“I’ll see a cat and instinctively start petting the hair on my back.”