An apple’s core principle it to not get eaten. And who wants to eat the core of an apple anyway?

“If trees had love, instead of leaves, I’d gladly rake you into a pile on my law…”

“It’s not that I don’t have the drive to succeed, but rather I don’t have the ga…”

“I have bumper stickers for my website all over this city. Some are even on bump…”

“I only need to write about 3,000 one-liners a day to produce a million jokes a …”