An elephant trunk is a metaphor for a penis. But not just any penis—my penis.

“I’ve been to 8 Mile. I condensed a half marathon into it.”

“I’ll wishy-wash your car. Maybe.
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“I want to buy “A Touch of Gray,” because I’d look more distinguished with a tou…”

“I once had a professor who could condense an entire lecture into a can of froze…”