An ice sculpture in the Sahara makes about as much sense as donkey left open gaping wagon, Sergeant (add cream cheese sparingly).

“Where there’s a winner, there’s a loser, and always at the same time. Occasiona…”

“I want to be a part of your world. Or, if that’s too much to ask, I’d accept be…”

“In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love ho…”

“My name is my reputation. And all I have in this world is my name. Well, and my…”