An invisible wall of super condensed jelly would make a great shield to stop bullets and sarcasm.

“Birthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep c…”

“I make love like a half an hour minus 27 minutes. If you’re as bad in bed as I …”

“A brick could be used in a levitation demonstration. The best way to keep it af…”

“A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every…”