And out came an insult with the velocity of a whisper. But I could see I offended, so I zipped up my pants and left the wedding reception.

“I’ll leave the door unlocked. Be sure to ring the doorbell before you climb in …”

“My wife loves window shopping. As for me, I’m more into curtains.”

“If I told you I make love like a rainbow, would you be my leprechaun?”

“Columbus was born around 1492. I say around because before that the world was f…”