And the next morning, after a night of passionate sex, I said those three little words I knew she’d been waiting to hear: woman, I’m hungry.

“Some people sleep their lives away. But I also want to sleep death away. If I s…”

“All drivers run red lights the same way—with a glance in the rearview mirror to…”

“I’m not Hispanic, I’m His panic. Who is He? He is the startled.”

“If there’s a 50% chance of rain, I guess it means it’ll be half sunny. Relation…”