Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times.

“There’s a pubic hair in my soup. I’m pissed, because I paid for many more to be…”

“Some people should have stopped singing in the 60s, even if they were born in t…”

“Though my stomach is only the size of a pea, I could eat two politicians’ brain…”

“If I took a candy bar, ripped off the wrapper, ate the candy bar, and pinned th…”