Anytime I’m around a male body part it’s kind of exciting.

“Fame and fortune are calling. Are we taking the call or blocking the number?”

“I’ve just gone through so much in my life that pulling my top up just doesn’t s…”

“True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in sty…”

“It was OK to need people; she was learning that. You just had to be careful.”