Are you happy to be standing here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over six inches.

“You don’t need the Bible to tell you the flesh is weak. Just pinch it and find …”

“I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive—…”

“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”

“Brick is to blanket, as ellipses is to…
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