Are you OK with pissing people off to succeed? Because that’s what will happen. Success pisses off the unsuccessful.

“When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations,…”

“A blanket could be folded up and kept in the trunk of my car, in much the same …”

“I’m trying to overcome my OCD by replacing my neurosis with three other letters.”

“She asked me if I wanted to have sex, and I replied, “With you, or in general?”