Are you smarter than my brain in a jar? Have a pickle while you ponder it.

“Last night I read two books back to back. Tonight I’ll probably read both of th…”

“I’m getting gray hair in all sorts of crazy places. Like all over my carpet. It…”

“I make love like I make lasagna. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.”

“Some people read books on musicians, while I read music books. Not books on mus…”