As a person, I have to claim my persona as my own. If I don’t, my clone will do it for me.

“I watch my feet as I walk along. Left, right, left, right, why is everything ab…”

“To let her imagine how great a lover I’d be, I ate soup with chopsticks. She we…”

“I have assigned myself a Hooray Factor of five. This is the top level, and is t…”

“Employment: I’ll trade my time and labor for your money. So time is not money, …”