As a storyteller, I appreciate a great tale. As a cat lover, I appreciate a great tail.

“Trying to put a baby back in the womb is like trying to convert a butterfly int…”

“I don’t need your sympathy, unless it comes in the form of a check or cash. I a…”

“A blanket could be used to teach geography to a sleeping man. Better do it quic…”

“I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. That’s …”