As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.

“The scent of your asshole smells like childhood memories. I mean it would, if I…”

“Dear mom, My lieutenant is a prostitute. Can you please send me more lunch mone…”

“I’m a student of life. My own. So I’m also my own teacher.”

“A brick could be used as a substitute for the brother I never had. It seems rid…”