Asparagus is the serpent of the vegetable world.

“There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.”

“A blanket could be used to cover my couch. Nobody should see that I constructed…”

“He’s only two years younger, but that doesn’t mean I’m not old enough to be his…”

“Then he cocked his head to the side, arched his left eyebrow like a drawbridge,…”