At first sign of crisis, the ignorant don’t panic because they don’t know what’s going on, and then later they panic precisely because they don’t know what’s going on.


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“I moved my hand in and out of the shadow and pondered life and death. Then I pu…”

“I rode my horse to the saloon, but it was out of business. The cowboy I spoke w…”