At the gun range I can’t hit the paper bull’s eye, no matter how carefully I aim at my wife.

“Love has a shape, but no color. You’re probably wondering, “If it’s transparent…”

“If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind…”

“Thirteen of us ate supper, and then one of us died. Unfortunately, he did not r…”

“Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.”