A Short Alternative Medical Dictionary
Definitions courtesy of Dr Lemuel Pillmeister (also known as Lemmy)

Addiction - When you can give up something any time, as long as it's next Tuesday.
Cocaine - Peruvian Marching Powder. A stimulant that has the extraordinary effect that the more you do, the more you laugh out of context.
Depression - When everything you laugh at is miserable and you can't seem to stop.
Heroin - A drug that helps you to escape reality, while making it much harder to cope when you are recaptured.
Psychosis - When everybody turns into tiny dolls and they have needles in their mouths and they hate you and you don't care because you have THE KNIFE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Autore: Nikki Sixx

<b>A Short Alternative Medical Dictionary</b><br /><i>Definitions courtesy of Dr Lemuel Pillmeister (also known as Lemmy)</i><br /><br /><u>Addiction</u> - When you can give up something any time, as long as it's next Tuesday.<br /><u>Cocaine</u> - Peruvian Marching Powder. A stimulant that has the extraordinary effect that the more you do, the more you laugh out of context.<br /><u>Depression</u> - When everything you laugh at is miserable and you can't seem to stop.<br /><u>Heroin</u> - A drug that helps you to escape reality, while making it much harder to cope when you are recaptured.<br /><u>Psychosis</u> - When everybody turns into tiny dolls and they have needles in their mouths and they hate you and you don't care because you have THE KNIFE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! - Nikki Sixx

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