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“When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror kn…”

“We didn't have time to go tobogganing, because we didn't have the toboggan.”

“I liked this girl in my sixth grade class. I dared her to kiss me -- but she di…”

“Why do u drive on a parkway and park in the driveway. Its messed up.”