Bad Girl!" She chided.
"I'm pretty sure Boris is a boy," I said.
"Oh, I know," Mrs. Basil E. assured me. "I just like to keep him confused," Then she and Boris headed off with my future.

“There are few things harder than being born into the wrong body.”

“I could have been hanging out with my friends, but most of them were hanging ou…”

“This Santa's beard was real, and so was his hair. He wasn't fucking around.”

“You're giving up. You're slipping into being miserable and if you are being mis…”