Bah, Alzheimer’s. Grandma wouldn’t be so forgetful if she didn’t always have dick on her mind.

“I want to give myself a ridiculous nickname. Something like “Knuckle Cock,” onl…”

“I’d punch a guy that likes a girl 16 years younger. Especially if that guy was …”

“A blanket could be used to create another way. There is no other way but to mak…”

“I used a bag of potato chips as a sock once. Roll Tide!”