Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.

“Welcome to Glasgow - the city where we punch people who are on fire.”

“Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and …”

“The Lib Dems found it very hard to decide whether they were Labour or Tory supp…”

“It seems amazing that the Navy SEALs managed to get inside the compound and sho…”