Based solely on the mustache, who would you rather be: Mark Twain, Rollie Fingers, or Frida Kahlo?

“I am Cloud “Combat” McCloud. Fear my thunder! Love my chicken tenders.”

“During conversation, I have no problem making eye contact—with myself in the mi…”

“One of the things you never want to be in this life is boring. But once, sad to…”

“I am a great customer. I’m not a loyal customer, but that’s what makes me great…”