Batman’s cape would make a great canvas for a cave painting.

“Back when I was a competitive swimmer, I used to dream of going to the Olympics…”

“Can you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots …”

“Every night I pray I whisper into a megaphone, not only so God is sure to hear,…”

“Love will make a man do some funny things, like tightrope walking across a tele…”