Be honest, asshole. Are you a dick magnet?

“Love isn’t a series of slogans like “Just do it,” “It’s the real thing,” or “Go…”

“A brick could be used as a scapegoat. But don’t blame the brick. The brick didn…”

“I put the “Dan” in Danger. I’m sorry, Dan.”

“A brick could be used to unite two long-lost brothers. They’ve been apart for s…”