Be obscure clearly.

“... with men it's rush, rush, rush, every minute. I'm glad I'm a sedentary spid…”

“Anyone who writes down to children is simply wasting his time. You have to writ…”

“And then, just as Wilbur was settling down for his morning nap, he heard again …”

“I discovered, though, that once having given a pig an enema, there is no turnin…”