Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical,...

“A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to wor…”

“There is a simple, logical explanation,' I said to myself. And because you neve…”

“It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out a…”

“It was indeed a long wait, well over two hours. I sat in the car and listened t…”