Before I saw or met you, I thought you were someone else.

“I skinned a skunk to make a rug. You know, for the bathroom.”

“I saw you see me like a seesaw, and I knew you were the one to be number two.”

“Please don’t step on my penis. And pick it up off the floor if you see it’s fal…”

“When you're here, I'm there for you. And when you're there, I'm here for you.”