Being a martyr is highly overrated.

“You'd tell the world what your best friend wore to sleep if you thought it made…”

“Some people will tell you werewolves can only shapechange under a full moon, bu…”

“Humans, werewolves, or, apparently, vampire, it doesn't matter; get more than t…”

“No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.”