Being a parent is a gift, one which most men unselfishly allow women to keep all to themselves.

“If you try a joke a second time and nobody laughs, don’t tell a different joke—…”

“I asked her to wear something revealing, so she showed up in a prophet's toga.”

“I’m not a murderer, though I have killed off billions of alternate me’s. They d…”

“A brick could be used to manipulate people into doing what you want. If anythin…”