Being a parent is apparently more than most men can handle. This is transparent to even the tiniest child.

“On second thought, maybe “Penis on a Stick Ice Cream Parlor” is not such a good…”

“I went out to eat on a restaurant’s opening night. It was packed! I guess peopl…”

“I’m at a point in my life where I feel like I can’t go anywhere. Maybe I’ll try…”

“I walk everywhere wearing orange pants, an orange vest, and a yellow bicycle he…”