Being buried alive in a cemetery would put me in grave danger.

“My last name should be “Why,” because it is my destiny to question everything, …”

“I’ve often wondered why boxing gloves are bright red. If I were a boxer, I’d we…”

“My apartment complex isn’t. In fact, it’s rather simple.”

“I wonder if rooms in an insane asylum have Do Not Disturb signs for the doors. …”