Being crazy isn't enough.

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“Onward up many a frightening creek, though your arms may get sore and your snea…”

“How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm…”

“Oh, the jobs people work at! Out west near Hawtch-Hawtch there's a Hawtch-Hawtc…”