Being in love is like being lit on fire and having your loved one morph into a marshmallow as she runs to embrace you. But not being in love feels so much worse, possibly like being a tax collector. Actually, nothing compares to the lowliness of a tax collector.


“Orafoura paid me in pajamas, and I let him because the pajamas matched his plai…”

“Don’t scream out my name in bed. Scream out random fractions instead.”

“My workout partner is a cat. We nap together. He spots me a place, and keeps it…”

“Is it any wonder that war is senseless? It’s started by politicians. As a class…”