Birthdays, like women named Bertha, are not named after great Aunt Natalie. But you, Natalie, just might be. I’m named after my uncle Birthday, who never had one since he died in the womb.

“A brick could be used to simulate a war opponent. Especially if your nemesis is…”

“Richmond lost his Virginia when he was 1776.”

“She had two leaves for feat. Maple, I think. She was flat-footed and always rea…”

“Can you drop me off at work? Just pull up to the front and pop the trunk and I’…”