Blankets are covers, covering the sins of my fathers. 


“I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed …”

“I am the alligator of love. But I’d make better boots than a lover.”

“Sure, I’d fake my own death. But only if I had the following items: duct tape, …”

“If I could fly, life would be amazing. But paraplegic people say the same thing…”