Blankets could be used as scapegoats for global warming. But why blame the blankets? Wouldn’t it be more fun, and more accurate, to blame politicians?


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“I was forced to eat crow. I was so embarrassed that I would have eaten any othe…”

“I drink special water, because not all water is equal. Some water is smarter an…”

“I need to drain the thermodynamic fluid from my bathos tub.”